acceptable alternate titles for captain america: the winter soldier:

  • how not to put on eyeliner starring bucky barnes
  • why don’t i have a set of falcon wings
  • steve rogers and bucky barnes: a lesson in homosexual subtext
  • natasha romanova is the real badass here
  • how did you losers not know shield was full of hydra agents
  • wake up bucky
  • bucky please wake up
  • godammit bucky

"They had me rigged on this thing where I’m holding onto handles on his shoulder with my legs wrapped around his neck. He’s kinda trying to throw me off and I’m on top of him and it was so many hours of me, riding him like a mechanical bull.” 

"And we’re looking over at the producers and we’re like, ‘are you happy now? Do we have enough footage?’ and they’re like, ‘looks great on camera!" - (x)